Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Reality Bytes 2 - 1st eviction

We're finished Week 1 in the RB2 apartment, and morale is already at an all-time low. Tempers are flaring. Conditions are deplorable. Used condoms litter the floor. There are 2 and even 3 people sleeping in one twin bed. Lunch consists of whatever bugs are crawling on the floor, and dinner is human flesh. Devo and Mike P were actually seen huddled in a corner eating their own feces. It was clear that someone had to go, and by a vote of 13-0, and with a low weekly score of 84, Joey Meatballs - you have been evicted from the RB2 apartment.

And by virtue of your weekly high total of 196 in Week 1, Chris T - you have immunity from being evicted next week. However, you also have to clean up the toxic stew of urine, vomit, and semen that is about 2" deep on the bathroom floor.

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