Apologies to PTP and BCB

Unfortunately, the PTP-BCB portion of my Semifinal write-up was accidentally deleted, and I didn't have the time to recreate it. Good luck to both teams.

Cambodian Slick's IFL Semifinal Preview

#4 Notorious RVG (9-5) vs. #1 Hit Squad (12-1)

Season series: Hit Squad took the only meeting this season between these 2 dopes, a 105-69 win in Week 12.
All-time series: Holland leads, 8-6
All-time playoff head-to-head: The 2 owners have never met in the playoffs.
Career Playoff records: Holland, 5-3 (1996 Champion); RVG 4-6.
Playoff appearances: This is Holland 5th appearance in the Playoffs. It is RVG's 7th appearance.

For the first time this year, Hit Squad finds themselves coming off a loss, after running off 12 straight wins to open the season, which is considered by many the greatest regular season feat in IFL history. He matches only Napalm Death of 2000, who also went 12-1. However, ND lost in the championship that year. For Hit Squad to meet the same fate would be a bitter disappointment, to say the least. But first, they must get past an explosive Notorious RVG squad.

Hit Squad has annihilated competition this year, winning its games by an average margin of 55 points. They scored 1711 points during the regular season (132 ppg), which in my estimation, is the greatest regular season of all time. His lineup is filled with fantasy superstars such as Westbrook and Chad Johnson, both 1st team All-Intensers, and he had the #1 QB in the IFL (McNabb) until his untimely demise. Not to mention as the team with the last free agent pickup every week, he somehow managed to snag the FA pickup of the year, Marques Colston. And last I heard, Holland was close to discovering cures for both cancer and AIDS (which he undoubtedly contracted from one of the scores of hookers he's bought with his league winnings). What a great team, and a great man. And guess what? None of that means jack shit now. One loss, and he's done. A mere footnote on the 2006 IFL season, while some other clown gets his name on the Trophy.

He goes into battle with solid but unspectacular Jeff Garcia at QB. Garcia has not put up the lofty numbers of his predecessor, but he's been OK, putting up 15, 35, and 16 in his three starts. Against the Giants at the Meadowlands in a game with huge playoff implications, he will be tested. Westbrook should be good for his usual 20ish a game, and Chad Johnson could light up the Colts papier mache defense for a big night. As of now Colston is not in his starting lineup, but I suspect he will be come Sunday vs. the Redskins and their weak D. WR Lee Evans has had a couple nice games this year (and one HUGE one), but for the most part he's been average. Then you have either Travis Henry or Alge Crumpler as the 6th man in the lineup, and this is where the hole in the lineup could be. Henry is listed as questionable for a tough game vs. the Jags, so it might be Crumpler in there, who has had one good game and then been subpar for the rest of the year. Hit Squad's Bears D could be the X-factor though. They play against a putrid Tampa Bay offense. Potential exists for a 40-point game out of Da Bears D.


As for RVG, it's been a bittersweet season. On a personal note, he's played his last game in the cozy urban confines of Philadelphia, as he will leave this offseason for his new headquarters in Souderton, PA (aka Bumblefuck). This alone has caused much stress for the Whole F*ckin Dope, but adding to his headache is the fact that he had the Central Division by the gonads after Week 11, but lost his last 2, dropping the division to BC Bombers and falling to the #4 seed. Luckily for RVG, his Wild Card opponent was the limp Lizard Kings led by their controversial GM, John E. The Kings promptly laid down as usual and RVG moved on. This week offers a much more stern test.

If last year's game against Cincinnati is any indication of how Peyton Manning is going to perform, RVG is in good shape. However, Manning has been going through one of the toughest phases of his NFL career lately, with the Colts losing 3 of their last 4 after opening the season 9-0, and some people starting to question Big Brother Peyton. Going in the opposite direction lately is rookie sensation Reggie Bush. He has busted out for a couple big games after a quiet start to his IFL career. However, other matchups don't seem to be in RVG's favor. Andre Johnson could be in for a tough matchup vs. New England, while his 2 starting TEs, Gonzo (SD) and Winslow (Balt) each face difficult defenses. And starting RB Kevin Jones is now out for the season, so WR Santonio Holmes is inserted in the RVG lineup. Not much is expected from Holmes. On the defensive side of the ball, the Giants are at home vs. the Eagles, who have been doing an excellent job taking care of the football lately. Add in the fact that Strahan is out for the game, and their pass rush looks very suspect.

I can see Manning coming back and having a nice game, but I just don't think it's going to be enough to stay with the Hit Squad. Bears D should obliterate the Bucs, and that might kill any chance RVG has. Keep in mind that RVG's Manning and Hit Squad's Chad Johnson, are each playing on Monday night, so it is highly doubtful that this game will be decided until the wee hours of Tuesday morning, so we should be in for an exciting edition of MNF. Other national TV players are Hit Squad TE Crumpler (Saturday night), RVG TE Gonzalez (Sunday night), Garcia and Westbrook (4pm Sunday) and RVG's Giants D (4pm Sunday).

Prediction: Hit Squad by 25.
CommGuru sez: Hit Squad by 21.

IFL-BCS First Round results and Week 15 Bowl schedule

Even though we're living in a corporate world going to a corporate hell in a corporate handbasket (by Gucci), there were 4 very important football games played last week. Let me tell you about them.

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Biff Pocoroba Massacre over Razen Kanes by 31

Cue up the ladel bath. And BPM had the high score for the week out of all teams playing, including the dopey playoff teams. Tone Money falls to the laughingstock of the IFL regular season for the 2nd time in 3 weeks. I guess he's not laughing now. Oh wait he's the Damn Best, he can laugh whenever he wants.


Babies R Us Bowl brought to you by Delicious Vinyl Records
Blue Dogs over Dragons by 21

This is when Ballbuster Bob is at his best - when the games mean the least. Dragons failure of a season continues.


Oscar Mayer Bologna Bowl fuckin presented to you as a Chanukkah gift from me, Mike Holland (and please, don't get me anything in return)
Nine Fingers over Dead Beats by 23

Thanks again to Holland for sponsoring this fight-filled debacle, or basically, thanks for nothing. Never again will we accept an I.O.U. as payment from a sponsor.


"Phit to be Untied"...
Napalm Death over Mighty Meatballs by 8

Rumor has it this may be the last we've seen of both teams in the IFL. I am expecting at least one resignation on my desk by Thursday at 9am. Assuming it will get buried in my in-bin like the rest of the junk, I will respond no later than 2011.


Which brings us to the Week 15 Bowl Games. All five of them.

Nirvana Bowl sponsored by CVS brand Heel Balm (IFL-BCS Semifinal)
Biff Pocoroba Massacre vs. Blue Dogs

Blue Dogs will be mailing in the plays from DisneyWorld. BPM will be mailing them in from Swingers Camp at Club Hedonism in Jamaica (I am going there for business).


Mr T Experience Bowl bringed to you by the Skool Distrct; uv Filladelhpia (IFL-BCS Semifinal)
Nine Fingers vs. Napalm Death

Winner gets a $1 shopping spree at the Dollar Store (taxx not included!), and a copy of MTX's classic 1988 LP "Big Black Bugs Bleed Blue Blood" on blue vinyl (valued at $150).


And now for the crappy non-BCS games.

3rd Annual Dogshit Classic by Mennen
Lizard Kings vs. Mud Dogs

You know this one. Loser eats dog doo-doo. Don't bitch, Holland lost this game 2 years in a row and he turned out fine. Just look at him.


Mr. and Mrs. "Down To Earth" Jay Shapiro cordially invite you to the Bowl Game between Dragons and Dead Beats sponsored by and played at 1110 Sansom St.

Game starts promptly at 5pm. Rabbi Moishe Martorelli will be presiding. Mazeltov!


Man I hate when sponsors take up the whole name of the Bowl Game
(Mighty Meatballs vs. Razen Kanes)

Due to contractual reasons, I am not allowed to talk about this bowl. In fact, I probably just said too much.

WE ARE DOPES!!!!!!!!

I should have taken Wo-Man's advice and trademarked the name back in '93.

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We are NOT affiliated with this league in any way. We are way better than this garbage.

IFL Wild Card Results

Notorious RVG 107, Lizard Kings 70
Still no title in John E town, as the Lizard Kings whimper meekly off into the night. RVG clinched it on Sunday night with Reggie Bush's 2nd straight outstanding performance, worth 35. Peyton Manning also chipped in with 20, and Kevin Jones scored 14 despite rushing for negative yardage. The bad news there is, Jones is now out for the year with a foot injury. For Lizard Kings, the playoff game started wonderfully with Willie Parker's 29 on Thursday night...hard to imagine that the rest of his team could only muster up 41 points. What a titanic dodo egg. Only his San Diego D was worth double digits out of the rest of his team. RVG will meet 12-1 Hit Squad in the Semis, whereas L-Kings move on to a non-BCS Bowl game.

BC Bombers 107, Mud Dogs 96
Let's be clear. BC Bombers won this game despite their owner Chris T. CT boneheadedly started CT (RB Chester Taylor), who was inactive on Sunday. Then, in another questionable managerial move, started Vick over Hasselbeck at QB...Vick was worth 1, while Hasselbeck was worth 29. This game was not clinched for BCB until Monday night, when Steven Jackson put up a 35-bomb vs. the Bears D. In another stroke of luck for the Bombers, they were playing a far inferior opponent, the most mediocre of the playoff teams, Mud Dogs. The Dogs put up a valiant effort, led by McNair (23) and T.J. Houshmandzadeh (26), but there were far too many black holes in that lineup to compete. Players such as Wali Lundy and Matt Jones (both worth 1) are barely worthy of appearing on an IFL roster, let alone starting in a Playoff game. BCB now has a date with long-time adversary Mike B (read: he's jealous) and the 11-2 Part Time Pimps in the Semis. Mike P and the Mud Dogs, their season ending in disgrace for the 14th straight year, will appear in a locally blacked out non-BCS Bowl game.

Wild Card Wackiness: Wild Card winners RVG and BCB each put up 107 points. In case it ever comes to this (I pray to Jesus every night that this doesn't happen), here are the Playoff game tiebreakers, according to the IFL Constitution (which is about as obsolete as the United States Constitution), Article III, Section D, Parts 1 and 2:

d) Playoff GameTiebreakers:
1) Total NFL value of TDs, FGs, XP, 2 pt conv. scored by starting lineup (inlcuding defensive and return TDs) (all TDs worth 6, FGs worth 3, etc)
2) Most IFL points by highest remaining draft pick in starting lineup

So according to Part 2, each player still has their 1st round pick in action, so that is the tiebreaker:

Hit Squad - Brian Westbrook
RVG - Peyton Manning

Part Time Pimps - LT
BC Bombers - Steven Jackson

Stay tuned to the IFL Blog for a Semifinal Preview, as well as the IFL-BCS first round recap and Week 15 menu of Bowl Stew. Yummyyyyyy.

IFL Wild Card status - heading into Sunday night

Lizard Kings 70, Notorious RVG 70
Wow. Lizard Kings have MB3 on Sunday night, and RVG has Bush. RVG can clinch the win tonight, but if he still trails, he has Jeff Wilkins on Monday night. And I think that could be the difference. LK could not capitalize on the huge head start which was Willie Parker's big night on Thursday. No one in double digits today except for his SD D.

Mud Dogs 96, BC Bombers 72
The big story here is BCB owner Chris T's potentially fatal boner, leaving Chester Taylor in his lineup when Taylor was announced as OUT this morning. He better use that #3 seed money to get a better alarm clock. Anyway, Mud Dogs are finished, so BCB needs a combined 25 out of Gramatica on SNF and Steven Jackson on MNF. Definitely doable, but Jackson going against the Bears D is cause for concern. For the record, BCB didn't have much help on his bench that would have made a difference (LJ Smith's 9 was the best he had to offer), but a close loss could cause years of nightmares for Chris T.

2006 IFL Reality Bytes - What Ever Happened

Thanks to my mid-season Blog neglect/mental breakdown, we lost track of our IFL Survivor/Dancing With the Stars/Big Brother, or whatever the F reality parody we were calling it. It actually turned out pretty interesting. Let's take a look at who survived and won the grand prize of 1 million Biff Bucks (official IFL currency).

For those of you who forget, here's a quick Rules Refresher. Lowest IFL score for the week, out of all remaining participants, gets you kicked out of the survivor series. Highest scoring survivor of the week gets immunity, which means they can't get kicked off the island the following week.

Week 1
Eliminated: Dead Beats (46)
Immunity: BC Bombers (139)

Week 2
Eliminated: Lizard Kings (66)
Immunity: BC Bombers (124)

Week 3
Eliminated: 9 Fingers (59)
Immunity: Biff Pocoroba Massacre (155)

Week 4
Eliminated: Mighty Meatballs (59)
Immunity: Hit Squad/Razen Kanes (123)

Week 5
Eliminated: Mud Dogs (51)
Immunity: Hit Squad (143)

Week 6
Eliminated: BP Massacre (39)
Immunity: Blue Dogs (168)

Week 7
Eliminated: Razen Kanes (77)
Immunity: Hit Squad (171)

Week 8
Eliminated: Blue Dogs (59)
Immunity: Hit Squad (128)

Week 9
Eliminated: Napalm Death (77)
Immunity: Part Time Pimps (148)

Week 10
Eliminated: Dragons (52)
Immunity: Hit Squad (170)

Now only the final 4 remain: Part Time Pimps, Hit Squad, BC Bombers, and Notorious RVG.

Week 11
Eliminated: Part Time Pimps (72 in a win)
Immunity: Hit Squad (190)

Now it basically comes down to BCB vs. RVG since Hit Squad has immunity.

Week 12
Eliminated: Notorious RVG (69)

Which set the stage for the ultimate elimination match in Week 13: Hit Squad vs. BC Bombers. And what happened in the Week 13 IFL Games??? BCB won, Hit Squad lost. So how about the scores?

BC Bombers beat Notorious RVG, 122-109
Part Time Pimps beat Hit Squad, 126-123

So Hit Squad is the 2006 Reality champion, winning by 1 friggin point in Week 13! Now I'm really sorry I didn't keep up with this, because it woulda been a blast. Next year, maybe we'll throw in a couple bucks to the winner....after all, as Teddy KGB said, "I'm paying you with your own money". Anyway, congrats to Holland, he is the biggest twinkletoes of the bunch.

Key players in IFL Wild Card games going on Thurs nite

Lizard Kings - PIT RB Willie Parker (starting)

BC Bombers - PITT DEF (starting)

Also, Notorious RVG has TE Kellen Winslow on his bench.

2006 IFL MVP and All-Intense Teams

Congratulations to the 2006 IFL MVP, none other than Part Time Pimps RB LaDainian Tomlinson. LT was a consensus Top 3 pick heading into the draft, and he was selected #2 overall by PTP, and he has led them to an impressive 11-2 record and a 1st-round bye. To say he's having one of the most dominating fantasy seasons of all time is probably a vast understatement. He won MVP honors by virtue of his 392 points during the IFL regular season, for an astounding 32.6 points per game. His closest competition, Drew Brees, finished the regular season 99 points behind Tomlinson. For this honor, Tomlinson receives a Rolex watch (from the Eskin Collection), courtesy of the Canal St. Pawn Shop in Lower Manhattan, and a pat on the ass from PTP owner Mike B.

And now, for the All-Intense teams. These guys were the most intense, and highest scoring, players in the IFL in 2006.

ALL-INTENSE FIRST TEAM

QB - Drew Brees - 293 (Napalm Death)
RB - LaDainian Tomlinson - 392 (Part Time Pimps) - 2006 IFL MVP
RB - Larry Johnson - 284 (Dead Beats)
RB - Brian Westbrook - 263 (Hit Squad)
WR - Chad Johnson - 215 (Hit Squad)
WR - Steve Smith - 195 (Lizard Kings)
K - Robbie Gould - 143 (Part Time Pimps)
D - Chicago Bears - 301 (Hit Squad)


2nd Team

QB - Peyton Manning - 279 (Notorious RVG)
RB - Steven Jackson - 239 (B.C. Bombers)
RB - Frank Gore - 215 (B.C. Bombers)
RB - Willie Parker - 188 (Lizard Kings)
WR - Reggie Wayne - 189 (Dead Beats)
WR - Andre Johnson - 186 (Notorious RVG)
K - Jeff Wilkins - 130 (Notorious RVG)
D - Baltimore Ravens (Biff Pocoroba Massacre)

3rd Team

QB - Donovan McNabb - 260 (Hit Squad)
RB - Tiki Barber - 184 (Napalm Death)
RB - Chester Taylor - 178 (B.C. Bombers)
RB - Kevin Jones - 178 (Notorious RVG)
WR - Torry Holt - 186 (Blue Dogs)
WR - Marvin Harrison - 184 (Dragons)
K - Nate Kaeding - 113 (Mud Dogs)
D - San Diego Chargers - 222 (Lizard Kings)

Honorable Mention

Top scoring TE - Tony Gonzalez - 137 (Notorious RVG)

Highest-scoring non-drafted player (F.A. Pickup of the Year) - WR Marques Colston - 169 (Hit Squad)


IFL Draft 1st Round Review

1. Dead Beats - RB Larry Johnson - 284
2. Part Time Pimps - RB LaDainian Tomlinson - 392
3. Mighty Meatballs - RB Shaun Alexander - 58
4. Napalm Death - RB Tiki Barber - 184
5. Mud Dogs - RB Ronnie Brown - 130
6. B.C. Bombers - RB Steven Jackson - 239
7. Notorious RVG - QB Peyton Manning - 279
8. Nine Fingers - WR Randy Moss - 79
9. Blue Dogs - WR Torry Holt - 186
10. Lizard Kings - WR Steve Smith - 195
11. Biff Pocoroba Massacre - RB Edgerrin James - 105
12. Razen Kanes - RB Cadillac Williams - 80
13. Dragons - WR Marvin Harrison - 184
14. Hit Squad - RB Brian Westbrook - 263

Robbing Peter to pay Paul and other IFL Notes

Due to the underestimation of the cost required to upkeep the IFL trophy and update it with the champion's trimmings, there is a change in the playoff payouts. The Championship Game loser will now get $100 instead of $140. This will help offset the cost of the trophy (part of the total league fees - $30 - have already been deducted for this purpose), and besides, essentially making the Championship Game loser partially pay for the winner's trophy adds a nice touch. The champion's winnings are unchanged - they will get $400 for a total Championship prize pool of $500. The other playoff prizes will also stay the same.


IFL NEWS AND NOTES

• 5 of the 6 playoff teams have never won the Plaque/Trophy. Chances are good for a first-time winner, eh? Think again...the only former champ still alive is #1 seed, 12-1 Hit Squad, who won his only title exactly 10 years ago with one of the great teams of all time.

• Don't forget - when all hope is lost, in Week 16, all non-championship participants will be involved in a Battle Royale where the highest scoring team wins yet another shitstained $20 from Ballbusting Robert. This is in addition to the crusty $20 for the IFL-BCS Champion, of course (IFL-BCS Championship participants are also eligible for the $20 prize for high score).

2006 IFL-BCS - First round

...it's the most wonderful time....of the IFL Year!

That's right, it's Bowl Game season, aka the Real Playoffs. (All games broadcast on the Oxygen Network). All 8 non-playoff teams get a chance to test their mettle against each other in a big sloppy tournament of losers, known as the IFL-Bowl Championship Series. It's a way to keep the losing teams involved after the season (and I'm sure they're excited as hell about that), and it's a way to generate revenue for the IFL. And for the first time ever, this year, at the end, one team, the least crappy of the bunch, the winner of the IFL-BCS Championship, will win a crisp, razor sharp $20 bill, which was minted between the ass cheeks of Ballbustin' Bob once again. Here are the first-round matches, which all begin immediately. Let the trash talk commence.

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Razen Kanes vs Biff Pocoroba Massacre

Special Stipulation: If RK wins, Tone Money gets to sit in the commissioner's office at IFL Headquarters for one week during the summer (while I am on vacation in Italy). Please do not adjust my chair or I will whip your ass, Tone. If BPM wins, Tone Money must ladel-bathe me in Mickey's Ice Malt Liquor. This is something we've both been talking about for years, and finally! One of our dreams will come true.

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Dragons vs Blue Dogs

Special Stipulation: Their passwords to Sportsline must be changed by their kids, and then the kiddies must pick their lineup. Only if the kids reveal the passwords by next year will Wo and Ballbustin' Bob be allowed back in the league, and there's only a 10% I will let them back in anyway because of the new Compliance Regulations regarding the transfer of your passwords or other sensitive IFL Information to an outside party. Subject to a fine of no less than $50,000 and 10 years in a correctional facililililililililility. Lick my ballz.

Oscar Mayer Bologna Bowl fuckin presented to you as a Chanukkah gift from me, Mike Holland (and please, don't get me anything in return)
Dead Beats vs 9 Fingers

Mike Holland was nice enough to pony up a cool $49.9 million to sponsor this Bowl Game, so the winner gets the honor of leaving a log in Holland's stocking. The loser must then floss his teeth with one of Holland's back hairs (which will be plucked by the winner), only after the losing Jew or half-Jew has eaten something un-kosher. Probably some pig's feet, if there are any left in Holland's refrigerator after he watches this game.

"Phit to be Untied": A Traditional Christmas Ballet, and now a Bowl Game, co-spoon-fed to you by Today's Man and Diet Summer's Eve Douche (1/2 the chemicals)
Napalm Death vs Mighty Meatballs

I actually read the book, and it blew away the ballet, so I really can't imagine the Bowl Game being any good, even with the revenge factor after these 2 miserable organizations tied a couple weeks ago. I don't even really remember what happened. And I can't imagine two people caring less about a Bowl Game, so there will be no stipulations, nor will there be any officials onhand to proctor the game. Good luck figuring out who wins.

Next week! The IFL-BCS Semifinals plus 3 other non-BCS Bowl Games, including the Cream of Wheat Bowl, the Nirvana Bowl, and the always-appetizing Dogshit Classic! The fun never ends.

2006 IFL Playoffs

Put another regular season in the books for the IFL. Thanks to just about everyone and congrats to the 6 lucky bastards who made the playoffs.

1. Hit Squad (12-1) - West Division Champs - $170
2. Part Time Pimps (11-2) - East Division Champs - $150

3. B.C. Bombers (9-4) - Central Division Champs - $130
4. Notorious RVG (8-5) - Wild Card #1 - $60
5. Lizard Kings (8-5) - Wild Card #2 - $50
6. Mud Dogs (7-6) - Wild Card #3 - $40


Let the games begin.

Week 14 - Wild Card Playoffs

(5) Lizard Kings vs. (4) Notorious RVG
*(6) Mud Dogs vs. (3) Bucks County Bombers

*- BC Bombers home field unavailable due to the annual Christmas pageant being held there, therefore game will be played in Jonestown, Guyana.


So much more to come. Seriously. Do NOT miss it. Bookmark this page immediately.

Week 13 Monday Night Massacre - Playoff Implications

The battle for the #6 seed comes down to tonight. Mud Dogs and Razen Kanes have each won, they are both 7-6 and tied for the final playoff spot. They did not play during the season, so it comes down to total points. As of now, Kanes lead Mud Dogs, 1130-1120. TONIGHT - Mud Dogs have Keyshawn, they need him to be worth 11. Not 10 - if he's worth 10, then we go to the next tiebreaker, which is Most Points Allowed (essentially, strength of schedule).... which Kanes lead there, again by the slimmest of margins, 1187-1183, and those point totals are final. Once again, this has been posted in the League Constitution on the website, that this is the next tiebreaker. Who'd have ever thought it could possibly come down to that, though.

Now, in the Central, nothing decided yet, although it does look like Lizard Kings are going to lose to Blue Dogs and be the #5 seed. They trail by 51 heading into tonight, and they have Steve Smith, but BD has Delhomme. You can pretty much wrap this one up.

In the big BC Bombers-RVG game, it will definitely come down to tonite. BCB currently leads 122-105, but RVG has the Panthers D. They need to put up 18 for RVG to win the Central Division title and the #3 seed. If they score 17 and the game is a tie, BCB will win the division by virtue of their head-to-head victory in Week 2.

To summarize:

Carolina DEF scores 18 or more = RVG is the #3, BCB is the #4
Carolina DEF scores 17 or less = BCB is the #3, RVG is the #4
Keyshawn scores 11 or more = Mud Dogs are the #6 seed
Keyshawn scores 10 or less = Razen Kanes are the #6 seed

So next week's playoffs will be:
#3 (RVG or BCB) vs. #6 (MD or RK)
#4 (BCB or RVG) vs. #5 Lizard Kings

#1 Hit Squad and #2 Part Time Pimps have a bye week and will resume their quest for greatness in Week 15.

It is also worth noting that Hit Squad RB Brian Westbrook needs to put up 24 points tonight for Hit Squad to win their game vs. PTP, and finish the regular season a perfect 13-0, at which point we can officially end the IFL, because I don't want to exist in a world where Holland is perfect. Un-effing-real. GO PIMPS!

IFL-BCS Seedings announced tomorrow!!!!