2006 IFL Reality Bytes - What Ever Happened

Thanks to my mid-season Blog neglect/mental breakdown, we lost track of our IFL Survivor/Dancing With the Stars/Big Brother, or whatever the F reality parody we were calling it. It actually turned out pretty interesting. Let's take a look at who survived and won the grand prize of 1 million Biff Bucks (official IFL currency).

For those of you who forget, here's a quick Rules Refresher. Lowest IFL score for the week, out of all remaining participants, gets you kicked out of the survivor series. Highest scoring survivor of the week gets immunity, which means they can't get kicked off the island the following week.

Week 1
Eliminated: Dead Beats (46)
Immunity: BC Bombers (139)

Week 2
Eliminated: Lizard Kings (66)
Immunity: BC Bombers (124)

Week 3
Eliminated: 9 Fingers (59)
Immunity: Biff Pocoroba Massacre (155)

Week 4
Eliminated: Mighty Meatballs (59)
Immunity: Hit Squad/Razen Kanes (123)

Week 5
Eliminated: Mud Dogs (51)
Immunity: Hit Squad (143)

Week 6
Eliminated: BP Massacre (39)
Immunity: Blue Dogs (168)

Week 7
Eliminated: Razen Kanes (77)
Immunity: Hit Squad (171)

Week 8
Eliminated: Blue Dogs (59)
Immunity: Hit Squad (128)

Week 9
Eliminated: Napalm Death (77)
Immunity: Part Time Pimps (148)

Week 10
Eliminated: Dragons (52)
Immunity: Hit Squad (170)

Now only the final 4 remain: Part Time Pimps, Hit Squad, BC Bombers, and Notorious RVG.

Week 11
Eliminated: Part Time Pimps (72 in a win)
Immunity: Hit Squad (190)

Now it basically comes down to BCB vs. RVG since Hit Squad has immunity.

Week 12
Eliminated: Notorious RVG (69)

Which set the stage for the ultimate elimination match in Week 13: Hit Squad vs. BC Bombers. And what happened in the Week 13 IFL Games??? BCB won, Hit Squad lost. So how about the scores?

BC Bombers beat Notorious RVG, 122-109
Part Time Pimps beat Hit Squad, 126-123

So Hit Squad is the 2006 Reality champion, winning by 1 friggin point in Week 13! Now I'm really sorry I didn't keep up with this, because it woulda been a blast. Next year, maybe we'll throw in a couple bucks to the winner....after all, as Teddy KGB said, "I'm paying you with your own money". Anyway, congrats to Holland, he is the biggest twinkletoes of the bunch.