Week 6 Monday Night Melodrama

Week 6 created league-wide bloodbaths, thanks to bye weeks, injuries, poor play, smoking grass, and foul language. As such, only 1 game hinges on tonight's scintillating Giants-Falcons tilt in Atlanta. And even that one is a long shot.


Notorious RVG 125, BC Bombers 51
(RVG is done) (BCB has Eli and Plax)
Not going to say this one is over yet.... but Christ had an extremely shitty day on Sunday. His bye week replacements were not up to the task: Morency (8), Clayton (5), add in crappy days from Portis (11) and Gates (8)... Meanwhile RVG had wonderful outings by TJ Housh (39), B Edwards (29) and Palmer (29). If there is a team for the Eli/Plax combo to do it against, it's Atlanta. A BCB loss will really put them back in the pack in the suddenly tough IFL East at 4-2... RVG needs the win to move to 2-3-1 and put them in contention.


The rest of the games are officially part of IFL lore:

Chinese Toys R Us 159, Meatballs 81
(CTRU is done) (Meatballs have Giants D)
Business as usual. Welker - 40, R Brown - 31, even TO got off the schnide w/ 18. 4 in a row for CTRU and all of a sudden we have a race in the IFL Central. Meatballs best player was Stover, who kicked 5 FGs in a 22-pt effort. CTRU is 4-2, MM is 2-4.

Mud Dogs 174, Dead Beats 115
(FINAL)
Mud Dogs get 60 out of Brady and 30 out of Cooley. That's tough to beat. Dead Beats had a below-par day, save for LT's 53-bomb. Mud Dogs are now 3-2-1 and Dead Beats are 3-3 in the East.

Ballbusters 130, 9 Fingers 112
(FINAL)
Injuries killed Shu (Rudi DNP and Morris left early)... and Adrian Peterson killed him too. My sweet Jesus, this guy is a stud. Where did he go to college again? 59 for AD, and nothing much else for Ballbusters, but it was enough to knock off Shuey. BTW a big sidebar to this game was that Shu lost Kurt Warner because of an illegal IR move last week, so he had to trade for Griese. Greise = 44. Warner = 1, and left the game early. Shushushushushushushushushu are you kidding me???? Shu must have seen a witch doctor, because if this was the old Shu, the scores would have been reversed. BB is 3-3, 9F is 4-2 in the suddenly mushed-up Central.

Hit Squad 174, Lizard Kings 55
(HS is done) (LK has Jacobs)
Poor, poor, Mr. Johnny. FA p/u of the Year Kurt Warner = 1. Oh well, at least he still has that Manning guy to fall back on. Thanks to MJD (45), Derek Fucking Anderson (37), and Gonzo (36), Holland sends the Lizard Kings one step closer to immortality. LK is 0-6 in the West, Hit Squad is 3-3 and right in the pack in the East.

Razen Kanes 145, Part Time Pimps 61
(RK has Dunn) (PTP has Crumpler)
Congrats to Tone $ on another win. The buddy man Steve Smith (42), K Curtis (34), and Hasselbeck (34) led the way. PTP continues their slide with yet another piss poor outing. Bye weeks (Big Ben, T Henry) and injuries (Maroney, Andre Johnson) did not help. PTP falls to 2-4 in the West, while the Kanes could be the best team in football at 5-1 after all is said and done tonight.

Napalm Death 133, Dragons 82
(ND is done) (Dragons have Shockey)
This is starting to look like the Devo of old. High draft pick Ravens D was worth 36. B-West (26) and Galloway (25) also pitched in. For the Wo, woe is him. Goose eggs out of James Jones and Santana "I don't want to play any more today, someone else go in for me" Moss. Not good. Wo falls to 2-4 and ND should be in a 3-way tie for first in the Central.