IFL News & Notes

TRADEWINDS

The trade deadline approaches like black death. Typically the deadline is before Week 8, and that will be the case this season, however - we are extending it a couple days.

The Trade Deadline will be Saturday night, October 27 at midnight. The trade has to be accepted on the site by that time.

The free agent deadline will be prior to Week 10, and remember, no more of that roster expansion BS.


Here is a list of trades that have taken place so far this year (along with a couple extremely stupid nicknames). Only 4 of them...

Week 5: Notorious RVG trades Fred Taylor to Lizard Kings for Todd Heap and Maurice Morris.

Week 6: Ballbusters trade Santana Moss to Dragons for Kenton Keith "Kallenbach".

Week 6: 9 Fingers trade Chris Chambers to Lizard Kings for Brian Griese and Terry Glenn.

Week 7: Chinese Toys R Us trades Steve McNair and DeShaun "Bananas" Foster to Dragons for Jeff Garcia and Ladell Betts.


WEB SITE NEWS

You may have noticed a neat little doohickey on the website now, sticky notes. You can find them on most pages of the site, near the top (although strangely not on the front page)... here is an example of where to find them:



Click "Notes" and you can leave an annoying sticky for one of your fellow owners that they will see when they open the site. Feel free to bombard the Wo-Man with as many of these as you can.


COMMUNITY BULLETIN


John E is rumoured to be hosting NFL Action on Sunday, November 11. That is Week 10 and the Eagles are at the Redskins. If this is confirmed within the next week, I will personally phone each one of you during the most inconvenient time possible. And let's have a better turnout than last time...if I get stuck talking to Ballbusting Bob the whole time again, I will gouge my eyes out with one of John's $2,000 gold and diamond Mont Blanc pens.

Part Time Pimps owner Mike B will be hosting a Pumpkin Fest at his house on October 28. Actvities will include pumpkin picking, jack o'lantern carving in likenesses of IFL owners, pumpkin pie eating, poontang pie eating, pumpkin seed spitting, and seeing who can paint their nutsack to look most like a pumpkin.

The Drive to 300 is on! If any IFL owners have reached or are approaching 300 lbs., please email me a picture of yourself in only your tighty whities or a speedo and I will post it on the IFL Blog, in a new feature coming this fall, tentatively titled "The 300 Level".

That is all for now. Best of luck and let's see some trades.

Interim Commissioner
Asdrubal Pocoroba
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