Mr. Rothstein can be seen on “Aces High” every Saturday night at 11PM (Pacific time) on Channel 2, or can be spotted on the floor of the world famous Tangiers Resort & Casino on the strip in Las Vegas, where he currently sits on the Board of Directors and serves as the Food & Beverage Manager. Take it away, Ace.
“Ace” Rothstein: Thanks, Cambodian. Now here are the odds to win the 2007 IFL Championship.
| John E. | 6-1 | |
| Chaos | 7-1 | |
| RVG | 9-1 | |
| Chris T. | 10-1 | |
| Shu | 12-1 | |
| Devo | 14-1 | |
| Mike B. | 14"1' | |
| Wo-Man | 16-1 | |
| Cambodian S. | 18-1 | |
| Ballbustin’ Bob | 43-2 | |
| Tone $ | 69-1 | |
| Joey Meat | 999-1 | |
| Mike P. | 2,000,000-1 | |
| Holland | off the board |
John E’s strict offseason training regimen of medicinal marijuana and colon hydrotherapy, is cited as the reason for making him the favorite. Chaos is a close second since this is an odd-numbered year (he won the IFL title in 2005, 2003, and 2001, and has been a complete donkey in even-numbered seasons). Sharp money is coming in on Cambodian, looking for a potential bounceback year after an abysmal 2006. Stay away from Chris T. at all costs (no repeat champion ever) and save your money when thinking about Mike P. and those juicy odds, because they may actually get juicier once we see the team he drafts.
TOTALS
Over/under number of wins during 2007 IFL Regular Season
(any shenanigans will result in the voiding of all wagers)
| RVG | 9.5 |
| John E. | 9 |
| Chaos | 8.5 |
| Mike B. | 8.5 |
| Chris T. | 8 |
| Shu | 8 |
| Devo | 7.5 |
| Wo-Man | 7.5 |
| Holland | 6.5 |
| Cambodian | 6.5 |
| BB Bob | 6.5 |
| Tone $ | 5.5 |
| Joey Meat | 4.5 |
| Mike P. | 3.5 |
And now for the prop bets.
Will someone leave a log in Mike B’s fire pit?
| Yes | -180 |
| No | +150 |
Will any of the hairs on Chris T’s head move at any time during the draft?
| Yes | +280 |
| No | -320 |
Will Holland show up?
| Yes | -110 |
| No | -110 |
Will someone get thrown unwillingly into the pool?
| Yes | -150 |
| No | +140 |
How many hugs will Tone Money get during the day?
| Over 16.5 | -140 |
| Under 16.5 | +180 |
Who will be the last to show up?
| John E. | +150 |
| the field (anyone else) | -160 |
Whose cannonball will allow the most water to escape from Mike B’s pool?
| RVG | 2-1 |
| Holland | 5-2 |
| Whit | 5-1 |
| Meatball | 8-1 |
| Ball. Bob | 10-1 |
This concludes the 2007 IFL preseason betting odds. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to making sure that there are an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
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