If you see my predictions on the IFL Blog, you know the weekend is here. Unless you are Cambodian Slick, who is confined to his Center City office working late! Imagine the heinousity. Regardless, I have carved out a 10-hour window during my work day so I could refine my picks, which are sure to excite and pleasure all of you.
NFL Picks
There are some really, really great games in Week 3, and I've had my eye on several of them all week. So rather than bore you with a couple sentences before giving you the picks, I'm just going to give you the picks. That is all. Oh, don't forget to turn your clocks back this weekend. And if you think of it, call your local congressman and complain about something. Anything. And don't get me started on the Birds last week.... (although I did have the vision to predict a 6-point loss for them)...
Last week: 3-4 ATS, 5-2 straight up
Year to date: 9-5 ATS! 11-3 straight up
Jest 24, Bills 20 (Buff -5.5)
Steelers 27, Bengals 13 (Pitt -2)
Jaguars 33, Colts 24 (Indi -7) how trendy to pick the Jags!
Vikings 21, Bears 13 (Chi-3)
Seahawks 38, Giants 20 (Sea -3.5)
Eagles 24, 49ers 21 (Philly -6)
Patriots 27, Broncos 16 (Pats -7)
Falcons 35, Saints 0 (ATL -4) what a feel good story!
College Picks
WOW did Oklahoma get robbed last week. At least they get to take their frustration out on Middle Tennessee this week. I encourage all of you to boycott any and all products of Oregon, not the least of which, Portland's own The Dandy Warhols. Just for a week.
Last week: 4-4 ATS, 5-3 straight up
Year to date: 5-7 ATS, 9-3 straight up
Michigan 30, Wisconsin 21 (Mich -13.5)
Iowa 49, Illinois 7 (Iowa -21)
Ohio State 38, Penn State 14 (OSU -16.5)
Notre Dame 31, Michigan State 20 (ND -2.5)
Western Michigan 52, Temple 0 (WMU -28)
How bad is Western Michigan??? They're only favored by 4 touchdowns over Temple! They must really suck.
IFL Picks
Last week: 2-4-1
Year to date: 6-7-1
Dead Beats over Mud Dogs
Notorious RVG over Part Time Pimples
Biff Pocoroba Massacre over Blue Dogs, just cuz
Dragons over Mighty Meatballs, bringing the 'Balls to 1-15 all time
Napalm Death over Hit Squad
Razen Kanes over Lizard Kings
Game of the Week: BC Bombers (2-0) vs. 9 Fingers (1-1). Shu certainly made headlines this week when he called out the Rules Committee and the Commissioner himself, and threatened to quit the IFL. That is basically the equivalent of one of the homeless guys in Love Park going up to Capitol Hill and lambasting Congress. Preposterous. But all is well and good now, and Shu gets a shot at his man-crush, BC Bombers owner Chris T. And who doesn’t want to bang Chris these days? His in-bin is overflowing with marriage proposals, X-rated pics, and freshly removed women’s panties (hence the scent of red snapper wafting throughout IFL headquarters). In all seriousity, this is a mismatch for the ages. The Bombers are a wrecking machine, out to destroy all IFL records. 9 Fingers is probably starting Mike Furrey and Derrick Blaylock this week. I’ve already said too much. Prediction: BC Bombers by (as many points as Ohio State wins by) plus (the number of points Temple loses by).
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