Week 15 IFL Postseason Parade

First the results from last week's action

#1 seed 9 Fingers spackled a hole in his living room wall and installed a new light bulb in the ceiling fan in his kitchen.

#2 seed BC Bombers went cliff diving in Acapulco and made 9 women have orgasms just by looking at them.

>>>Wild Card Games<<<

#3 Dead Beats 138, #6 Ballbusters 101. Chris Johnson = 50. Also, both defenses were worth 30 pts. Kooky.

#5 Notorious RVG 129, #4 Rich & Creamy Nougat 111. As you heard, I left 51 pts on the bench, thanks Eli. Brees had 32 for Gross.

>>>IFL-BCS First Round

Tiger Woods Nutgobbler Bowl: Razen Kanes over Mud Dogs

Dogshit Classic: Napalm Death over Hit Squad

Always Shitty Bowl: Purple Throbbing Pens over Mighty Meatballs

Sarah Palin Bowl: Dragons over Lizard Kings

Here are the Week 15 games...

***IFL Semifinals***

#1 9 Fingers vs. #5 Notorious RVG

(Shu has MJD on Thurs. RVG has Brees (and maybe Barber) on Sat.)

#2 BC Bombers vs. #3 Dead Beats

(BCB has Romo and Pierre on Sat. Chaos has Austin on Sat.)

*BCS Semifinals (these teams are only 2 Wins Away From $20)

Count Chocula Bowl

Razen Kanes vs. Purple Throbbing Pens

Frank's Black Cherry Wishniak Bowl

Napalm Death vs. Dragons

*Meaningless Bowls (outrageous stipulations required by law)

Game of Death XVII

Rich & Creamy vs. Ballbusters

Battle of wild card underacheivers. Winner gets to shave Holland's back and the loser gets paternal custody of Tone Money.

Michael J. Holland Corporate Challenge

Mud Dogs vs. Lizard Kings

All proceeds from beer sales go directly to Holland's lawyer.

K-Y Warming Gel Bowl

Hit Squad vs. Mighty Meatballs

Dreadful fantasy matchup, but for some reason I think these 2 would wage a legendary war in oil wrestling. Ellis, rope off a corner of your basement and lube it up, we're gonna have some rasslin' on Saturday!