* Miseltoe Bowl fired up by Camel non-filter soft packs
Lizard Kings vs. Notorious RVG
This week's only holiday-friendly event. Santa Claus gives out vibrators to all fans 65 and under.
* Kielbasa Bowl tastily brought to you by Frank's Black Cherry Wishniak
Mighty Meatballs vs. Part Time Pimps
The best of Italy vs. the worst of Poland. Meatball sandwiches are $1 per ball, kielbas' is $1 per inch.
* 4 Kids Bowl sponsored by Adult On Demand
Dead Beats vs. Dragons
Daycare available, as well as photography by Monty Capuletti.
* 4th Annual Dogshit Classic shat upon by Pocoroba Toyota (Why go anywhere else???)
Hit Squad vs. Ballbusters
The DSC is becoming an IFL institution. This year's stipulation: Loser has to clean up dogshit in my backyard then smear it on their face.
Much more will be coming...
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