IFL News, Notes, and other assorted Bullshit

Let's get this out of the way...

WEEK 10 RESULTS

BC Bombers 116, Dead Beats 73
Mud Dogs 163, Notorious RVG 97
Mighty Meatballs 79, Nine Fingers 46
Napalm Death 189, Chinese Toys R Us 143
Razen Kanes 143, Lizard Kings 80
Part Time Pimps 145, Hit Squad 109
Dragons 148, Ballbusters 127

WEEK 11 RESULTS

Dead Beats 125, Mud Dogs 123
Notorious RVG 136, Hit Squad 87
9 Fingers 132, Ballbusters 110
Chinese TRU 181, Mighty Meatballs 97
Razen Kanes 117, Dragons 115
BC Bombers 120, Lizard Kings 90
Part Time Pimps 177, Napalm Death 113


MONIES

Congrats to Devo who won the $20 in Week 10 (fuckin jagoff), and congrats again to Chinese Toys R Us regional manager Cum Tu Soon, who won the $20 for the fourth time this year in Week 11.


REALITY

When we last left you, there were only 5 guests remaining in the RB2 apartment: RVG, Cambodian Slick, Ball Bob, Wo-Man, and Michael Pee. Here's a recap of the last 2 weeks (if you haven't been watching the show, which airs each night at 11:59pm on The Gay Network):

Week 10 - C Slick had immunity. And now, by virtue of his score of 97, and by the power vested in me by the state of New Jersey, and by the Power of Greyskull, RVG has been evicted. Freakin Mike P again has immunity thanks to his 163. Final four!

Week 11 - And then there were 3. Bob the Ballbag is evicted in a close one, as his 110 barely beats out Wo's 115. Cambodian "The Donger" Slick has immunity thanks to his 181 whopper.

So that leaves us with 3 dopes: Wo-Man, Mike P, and the dirty Cambodian. Since Camby wears the immunity amulet this week, he is automatically in the Final 2, and it is essentially a showdown between Wo and Mike P in Week 12 for the other spot. So even though neither of you underacheiving slackjaws are currently in the playoffs, you got this going for you. Good luck.


SPEAKING OF PLAYOFFS

It's pretty much impossible to draw up scenarios with 2 weeks left, for the following reasons:

• 13 of the 14 teams are technically still alive
• As I mentioned, none of the current playoff teams play against each other in these last 2 weeks except CTRU and 9F in Week 13. Therefore, every single game has playoff implications. I suppose Devo could run some numbers for us and give us a detailed breakdown, but I think he's too busy curing leprosy in his spare time.
  

As far as anyone clinching, you could say Napalm Death and CTRU are basically in. I guess there could be some cockamamie scenario where they wouldn't get in, but it would probably require 9 or 10 different things to happen in these last 2 weeks. And honestly, you could probably say CTRU is definitely in thanks to their comically large point total...they'd win any tiebreaker that doesn't involve head-to-head. So yay me.


HOLIDAY GREETINGS

You all should have received your free IFL turkey in the mail this week. If you haven't, please contact the IFL Bureau of Eggs and Poultry immediately. btw they are closed the rest of the week, so leave a message.

Regardless, I wish you all a warm and gluttonous Thanksgiving holiday. Go Romo and TO.

Sincerely,
Thomas Terkie
Associate Vice President, IFL Division of Stuffing