Week 5 Schedule!

• Mud Dogs (2-1-1) vs Napalm Death (2-2) - looking to add some clarity to the muddled East, Devo for the love of god please beat Pisco.
  
• Lizard Kings (2-2) vs Mighty Meatballs (1-2-1) - lower-profile East game, but should be highly entertaining nonetheless, both guys usually are.
  
• Dead Beats (0-4) vs Dragons (3-1) - winless sap (Chaos) faces Central co-leader and last week's $20 winner (which was directly deposited into his 401k).
• Purple Throbbing Pens (1-3) vs Ballbusters (3-1) - the ultimate Schlong vs. Balls matchup. Tough luck PTP hopes to get off the Snyde.
• Razen Kanes (1-3) vs Rich & Creamy Nougat (2-2) - Tone coming off a huge upset over Hols. Nougat rising from the dead. The ultimate chocolate and vanilla swirly game of the week.
• BC Bombers (2-2) vs Notorious RVG (2-2) - Chris T averaging 135 in his last 2 after putting up a combined 89 in his first 2. RVG is down to 155 lbs. Something must give.

Game of the Week! Hit Squad (3-1) vs 9 Fingers (3-1) - The 2 West leaders match wits. Mr. Lucky (Holland) faces highest scoring team in the IFL (Shu). Hit Squad is about to be indecently exposed. 9 Fingers by 62.